00:32:08 · Jordi Hays, John Coogan, Tyler
[00:32:08] S0: Yeah. Mean, I expect it to have like wraparound 365 degree ads and actually lock your windows so that you can't roll the windows down. You actually just have to sit there and Yeah. Sort of take it all in. [00:32:19] S1: Silver lining of the Tesla SpaceX merger, they already have an ad network from x. Right? So they can vend x ads into Tesla robotaxis. That was the funniest that was the funniest ad to play. Potentially, just the French fries giving... [00:32:35] S0: I mean, that's getting you to pull over at the next McDonald's. [00:32:38] S1: Probably. Probably. Anyway. [00:32:43] S0: What else is happening? [00:32:46] S1: Well, let me tell you about Railway. Railway is the all in one intelligent cloud provider, user favorite agents to deploy web app service databases and more. Railway automatically takes care of scaling, monitoring, and security. And, of course, Railway is fighting cyber attacks like so many other companies, so be sure to follow their cybersecurity updates for key rotation and other tech... Other techniques to stay safe out there. [00:33:08] S0: Should get Jake back on [00:33:10] S1: Yeah. [00:33:10] S0: Once the dust has settled. [00:33:11] S1: Yeah. Everyone's going through it right now. [00:33:15] S0: More Duo. [00:33:17] S1: Is this real? Feedback. Is this a real video? [00:33:19] S2: Looks real. [00:33:20] S1: I can't believe you can do both of this. This is the full BrainRoute device.
00:33:20 · John Coogan, Jordi Hays
[00:33:20] S1: I can't believe you can do both of this. This is the full BrainRoute device. [00:33:28] S0: They did it. Remember when I said, when they were launching this that, it serves no useful purposes that Apple could actually stand by? Oh. Because like this is... It's effectively just like more entertainment. [00:33:44] S1: Sure. [00:33:44] S0: It's like we made the... We made our entertainment device have a bigger screen. Right? It offers no new sort of Yeah. Real functionality. [00:33:54] S1: So your take is that it's hard for Apple to market this product with any sort of positive spin? Yeah. What about old people who need a bigger screen and this is effectively a portable iPad? Yeah. Know, like, two out of 10. [00:34:17] S0: Yeah. Not not the strongest positioning. [00:34:20] S1: But not bad, right? [00:34:23] S0: Is funny that with this launch and and that everyone is just like trying to break it in different ways and being like, look, it's broken. [00:34:32] S1: Yes, I agree. I think peeling off the coating is very dumb. Of course, you're gonna see a hinge that they hid [00:34:39] S0: Dismantling it and then being like, look, [00:34:41] S1: it's makes messed no sense. There was someone who folded it 10,000 times and they noticed that the crease was more visible after 10,000 folds. And that is 27 folds per day for a year, which feels... I mean, it feels like a lot, but people pick up their phones, what, 50, a 100 times a day sometimes. [00:35:01] S0: 100 times an hour. [00:35:02] S1: No. Not 100 times an
00:35:02 · John Coogan, Jordi Hays, Tyler
[00:35:02] S1: No. Not 100 times an [00:35:04] S0: hour. Two point six says last last few products have been kinda mid. The Vision Pro, the the HomeView [00:35:10] S1: Yeah. [00:35:10] S0: The Air, which my biggest [00:35:12] S1: People like the Air. [00:35:13] S0: The biggest Apple fanboy I know [00:35:15] S1: Yeah. [00:35:15] S0: Returned the Air. Really? It's just like the camera and the battery are so bad. Yeah. So the Air Yeah. We definitely... Let's get a let's get a home... I'll give it I'll give it a chance. Let's get a home view. Let's put it on the desk here. [00:35:26] S1: I still think that if you're gonna do the smart home thing, going all in on an ecosystem that ties to your phone, and if you're in the Apple ecosystem, it's not gonna be the best if you rolled your own and and had all the perfect things and and every... Or everything was analog. But if you have an integration to your... This brain rod on the screen is really messing with me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [00:35:49] S2: Sucks. [00:35:52] S0: The It's undeniable that all the new products have just been, like, uninspired and very mid. [00:36:01] S1: It seems like there's a pretty big disconnect between the hardware and software teams right now because there was a report that said that the HomeView was sitting in boxes in warehouses for months waiting to ship because the software had not been updated. So they were sort of lagging there on Apple intelligence. [00:36:16] S0: Sebastian says, I fear the man who has greased his phone 10,000 times. That's funny. B says,
00:36:16 · Jordi Hays, Tyler, John Coogan
[00:36:16] S0: Sebastian says, I fear the man who has greased his phone 10,000 times. That's funny. B says, [00:36:27] S2: They need to take a walk, regroup, [00:36:29] S0: and come back. I agree. [00:36:30] S1: Isn't the line [00:36:31] S0: I'll take a walk around Cupertino and come back. [00:36:33] S1: Isn't the line, fear not the man who has creased 10,000 iPhone Duos, fear the man who has creased one iPhone Duo 10,000 I liked [00:36:44] S0: his version. [00:36:45] S1: I like that. That's good. I don't know. Some of these some of these apps people are like. This one is a wooden book or something. What is the... What what is what is this? [00:36:55] S2: You need the audio. [00:36:56] S1: You need the audio? Oh, it's creaking? Okay. [00:36:59] S0: See, this is great. [00:37:00] S1: That's great. [00:37:01] S0: I'm I'm backed. I'm I'm sold now. [00:37:03] S1: I saw Blake Robbins was talking about some golf game that seemed like [00:37:06] S0: This is like the this is like the the beer app. [00:37:09] S1: Yeah. The beer app. This is fun. Creaking. It's cool that the hinge that the hinge amount is is vended somewhere in the software via an API. So, like, the developer can actually take advantage of that. So you will be able to have games that utilize the folding the hinge. So you could have a you could have a tactile game of some sort where you try and hinge it a bunch. Interesting. Or I wonder if it's just hijacking the accelerometer. Or I I wonder if you actually get like a like an integer value or float for for that in in the API. Interesting.
00:37:09 · John Coogan, Jordi Hays
[00:37:09] S1: Yeah. The beer app. This is fun. Creaking. It's cool that the hinge that the hinge amount is is vended somewhere in the software via an API. So, like, the developer can actually take advantage of that. So you will be able to have games that utilize the folding the hinge. So you could have a you could have a tactile game of some sort where you try and hinge it a bunch. Interesting. Or I wonder if it's just hijacking the accelerometer. Or I I wonder if you actually get like a like an integer value or float for for that in in the API. Interesting. [00:37:43] S0: But, yeah, going from flop to flop to flop to flop You think so? Is pretty rough. [00:37:50] S1: Yeah. Also very expensive. The the the price is is really really high, especially internationally. I think it's a couple [00:37:55] S0: of I'm bucks not worried. It's in the name. Turnus. Turn us around. [00:38:00] S1: Yeah. Think so. [00:38:01] S0: He's gonna do it. [00:38:02] S1: I think so.
00:38:02 · John Coogan, Jordi Hays
[00:38:02] S1: I think so. [00:38:03] S0: He's gonna do it, I believe. In other news, Quest Diagnostics has been hacked. Brutal. Patient data was exposed. They serve roughly half of US hospitals and physicians. Investigation is ongoing. Quest said, Yesterday, we have identified an incident involving unauthorized access to our Quantum Lab service manager, which certain clients use to place test orders, receive and look up results. It's interesting they say certain clients. Like you imagine, like, pretty much they probably have some other ways to check it. Like this seems like Upon they're kind of like the main discovery of the incident, we paused access to the system and we are continuing to investigate the incident. Our core business operations are not impacted and remain up and running. What data was affected? We believe some patient data within Quantum LSM was accessed but other systems were not affected. We are working diligently to investigate the incident to determine the specific data affected. Does this mean patient health information or patient identifiable information was part of the unauthorized access? Yes. Yes. But we are still investigating to determine the specific data.